THIRD REBELLION ❅ TEXT

[glaciates]

[A text hits the network around noon. It's very short and to the point, though it's not specifically addressed to anyone.]

How do you tell the difference between someone you're just friends with and someone you're romantically interested in?

[...Obviously it comes from Isaac. No one else could fail social on this level. At least he was trying to keep his fail minimized! The text was supposed to be private to Hughes. Unfortunately... Isaac is a fail with technology too. Have fun trolling!]

Comments

[glaciates]

I...!

[Isaac hesitates for a moment, turning his attention away from Kimblee for a moment when he finally responds. This is embarrassing...]

...Yeah. It is.

[explosivecombat]

[Were Kimblee a decent person, he would put a stop to it now.

It's something that he knows he probably should do; he has no empathy, but he has enough experiences and knowledge of the world to know that what he's doing is probably cruel. This isn't going to end well and he knows it; if he has any moral inclinations whatsoever, now is when he should stop.

...

Shame he doesn't, then.]

I'd no idea you were such a romantic, Isaac! It's almost adorable.

[glaciates]

[Well, to be fair, if you were a decent person you wouldn't have agreed to this in the first place but! That's irrelevant, isn't it?]

What...? I'm not...!

[He totally is orz]

[explosivecombat]

[You totally are.]

Not what? Because regardless of which point you're about to argue - romantic or adorable - you're clearly wrong on the first point, and the second is too subjective for you to say.

[glaciates]

[...Can he just go orz in a corner somewhere for awhile? Because seriously why do you do this.]

[Also stop it with the kittyface that's not helping.]

I'm not either, Kimblee.

[Tsuuuuuuun.]

[explosivecombat]

[He does it precisely because he gets this response every time and he thinks it's hilarious.]

Says you.

[glaciates]

Don't be ridiculous.

[Okay no, hang on, why can't he stop tsuning oh god. This might explain that chronic issue Archer seems to have, come to think of it.]

[HELP KIMBLEE HE'S TSUNING AND HE CAN'T STOP]

[explosivecombat]

[My, that does sound like a personal problem!]

Am I being ridiculous?

[At this point we're both being ridiculous, Isaac, deal with it.]

[glaciates]

[...but orz tho]

Yeah, you are.

[orz orz orz]