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THIRD REBELLION ❅ TEXT

[A text hits the network around noon. It's very short and to the point, though it's not specifically addressed to anyone.]

How do you tell the difference between someone you're just friends with and someone you're romantically interested in?

[...Obviously it comes from Isaac. No one else could fail social on this level. At least he was trying to keep his fail minimized! The text was supposed to be private to Hughes. Unfortunately... Isaac is a fail with technology too. Have fun trolling!]

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[Emmy, he really does like you! But why does everyone assume he's in love with you, you're too young for him, bb.]

It's not that I don't believe you, it's just... really... awkward.

[orz]

[[SHE DOES LIKE OLDER MEN, ISAAC!

....no really, it's awkward, isn't it]]

Mr McDougal, you don't have to tell me if you don't want to.

I might be able to puzzle it out, though! What does she look like?

[Yeah uh. He's. A bit too old for you, Emmy...]

...I doubt that...

[Not to doubt your abilities but... Come on, no one would expect this!]

[...Ignore the fact that he's copied nearly everything from his love interest over there, okay.]

.......hm.

[[....this is quite a puzzle, but she can do it....!]]

Is there something about this woman that makes you think I won't be able to guess?

....

Or something about this....person?

[[Because really, she's been assuming you're into laydeez, but you never know....]]

[...oh well. You totally have an answer there with the sheer amount of sobbing his brain is currently doing, don't you? He won't give a verbal answer to that part one way or another, but... it's kind of obvious.]

It's just... we're not really... compatible...

[You know, one of them tried to stop Bradley from screwing up the country, the other helped for the lulz. No big deal!]

....so it is a man, then?

[[.....well! This is interesting!]]

Anyone I know?

That's...!

[Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit she's better at this than he thought. Sorry, Emmy, you can deal with this expression forever, right?]

[[Isaac, this is her job~]]

The truth?

[orz tho]

...Y-yeah. Yeah, it is.

[You've cornered him, Emmy!! And he doesn't lie!! UGH. Why do you do these things...?]

You won't say anything about this, right?

Of course I won't tell anyone, Isaac.

[[Have a warm smile, ok.]]

...provided you tell me who it is~!

[B-but orz tho!!]

You sure you don't want to try to figure it out?

[Because stalling for time is always a valid option!!]

Oh Mr McDougal; getting the answer out of you is a puzzle in itself~

[[she's having so much fun with you

is it obvious]]

Now come on, confess! I want to start puzzling out how to get you two together!

Th-that's not going to happen, Emmy.

[HIS BRAIN IS IN TEARS AGAIN, THANKS]

He's not interested in men anyway.

[Though to be fair, neither is Isaac. THIS ONE IS THE EXCEPTION, OKAY]

You never know! Maybe he's hiding a little secret himself~!

[[SHE KIND OF DOES THAT, ISAAC :>]]

Do I know the fellow?

I... really doubt that...

[orz]

...Yeah, you do.

[THIS MAKES HIM REALLY OBVIOUS, DOESN'T IT]

I-

....

[[....wait, if she knows him....Isaac hasn't been here that long, and...

...the only person that she's definitely sure both of them know, is....it's....

...and suddenly, the entire affair at the cave makes sense.]]

....well, Mr Kimblee is quite the handsome gentleman.

[orz orz orz orz]

[You've earned 20 Picarats, Emmy!]

...Y-yeah, well.

[Did he mention orz? Because orz. He has quite a few of them now. If he doesn't stop soon, he's going to drown in orz.]

It's just been... really confusing since I got here.

[And you know, before. In Ishval. Back when he was a tiny, cute thing with blue eyes. Isaac's still not entirely sure what happened there.]

[[She does love those picarats! :3b]]

No, I can understand that.

Well I ah, I...have it on rather good authority that he is interested in women...

But! That doesn't mean he doesn't like men as well! He's always been a little flamboyant!

[[Come on Isaac, perk up!! This could be possible!!]]

I don't think it could hurt to try!

[Isaac will just horribly misinterpret your statement there, Emmy! He totally told you that he's interested in women at some point, that's all!]

[...Besides, you're like, ten, right.]

And if he's not interested? That'll ruin the... relationship we do have. I don't want to risk screwing that up.

[Aaaaand his whole brain's crying again! Thanks, Emmy.]

[[.....WHAT HAS HUGHES BEEN TELLING YOU]]

Hmm, that does make it tricky. Although Mr Kimblee doesn't strike me as the type to let that sort of thing ruin a relationship.

You could still be friends if he said no, right?

[THE TRUTH!!!!]

I guess...? It would just be awkward. I think it's best not to say anything.

[Because clearly Isaac has to copy Kimblee in every way! Problem? Refuse to deal with it! That'll totally work!]

[[WELL FINE, NO ~TIPS FOR YOU!!! >:T]]

....maybe just see how it goes, Isaac. You never know!

You have my support, though~!

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