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FIRST REBELLION ❅ ACCIDENTAL VIDEO / ACTION [ROUTE 29]

[Isaac arrived earlier today and he's been spending his time studying the network and the Pokémon. He shouldn't be here; he's dead. He's not dwelling on that right now though.]

[Instead, he's being attacked by a Sentret. It's using Scratch on the Shellder Isaac received to start with. Both the Shellder and the trainer seem completely unimpressed.]

Tackle, Antony.

[The Shellder responds immediately, slamming into the offending Pokémon. Isaac doesn't seem to have realized that the Gear is on and viewing the battle at a skewed angle. At least he's not in the frame?]

What the hell is this world? Sure as hell isn't Amestris.

[The Shellder uses Tackle a few more times to take the Sentret out and hops over to his trainer happily. Isaac kneels to pick it up, allowing the viewer a quick shot of his face.]

I guess I'll figure it out eventually.

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[That's... a good point, actually. He'll just derp at the Shellder for a moment before returning to the Gear.]

That's... Yeah. I guess I can understand that. What are you supposed to do if there's nothing left for you at home?

[He's. kind of dead. Going back isn't exactly an option unless he wants to cease existing.]

[ Ah, so you know you're dead. ]

If there's nothing left for you back home, there's no reason you have to take the challenge, right?

You can stay here and train Pokemon. Help teach them the ideals you held back home.

...Somehow or other, I doubt they're bright enough to understand.

[No, seriously, this Shellder is currently perched on his boot snoring. It's a clam. It's on his boot. It's snoring. What has his life become.]

I'm guessing you'll take the challenge then?

[It's been seven years since he last saw you, man. He's kind of curious as to what happened to that girlfriend of yours. At the same time, he really doesn't want to know.]

[ He'd respond, but Eevee is jumping up onto the tab he's using to prop his 'Gear against and giving you the dirtiest look ever. How dare you insinuate she's not bright

You can hear Maes' voice from behind her ]

They're smarter than you think, Isaac.

[ Or maybe yours is just defected... ]

Ah... I would like to get home as soon as possible, but preferably not by those means. Fighting isn't exactly my strong suit, unlike you alchemists!

I've been researching other ways of going home. So far, nothing.

[Whoa, what is that thing? Your Pokémon? It's kind of cute!]

I'll take your word for it.

[No, really, this Shellder is made of herpderp.]

[Anyway! He'd comment on how alchemists don't fight they kill, but let's not ruin the relatively light mood here. Not everything has to relate back to Ishval.]

I'm sure you'll figure something out.

[You've always struck him as being bright, at any rate! ...Don't prove him wrong, man. You were one of the only cool ones in Ishval.]

[ .... Yes... well... he's good at that whole 'figuring things out' thing, apparently. Not that he knows this! ]

I do try my best!

[ Eevee's still kind of glaring at you, btws... She's very intelligent, dammit! ]

I have to admit, it's quite nice here! If it weren't for my family... I wouldn't mind staying here. You'd think that a world built off of fighting tiny chimeras against each other wouldn't be so... peaceful!

Chimeras?

[Never heard of Tucker or his work! But anyway, that's hardly the most important thing you've said here.]

Family, huh? So I take it you did get married to that girl.

[...this is gonna suck, isn't it.]

Don't you think they rather resemble chimeras? Though, they're called Pokemon here!

[ Ah! Family. ]

So you remember! Yes! We married shortly after the war. We've got a little girl, now, too! She's three years old! I would've invited you to her birthday parties, but we all sort of scattered in different directions, hmm? I really think you'd like her!

[ He'd show you pictures, but lucky for you, Eevee insists on being in the way. ]

My memory isn't that bad. It would be pretty hard to forget.

[You were loud, man. It was honestly kind of... cute...?]

Congratulations, then. Glad to hear things have worked out for you.

The best any man could ever hope for!

But what about you? Have you found the girl of your dreams since the war and settled down~?

[ He's sorry you guys didn't really keep in touch or anything. But uh, you just disappeared, man. If you'd given him some contact info, HE'D TOTALLY HAVE SENT YOU ALL THE ADORABLE ELICIA PICTURES. ]

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What? No, I haven't... that's not... I'm not looking...?

[OH MY GOD WHAT DOES HE DO WITH YOU outside of copy Kimblee's "my whole brain is crying" expression, that is.]

[ Ah... he's used to the flailing response. That's okay. We can fix this. ]

Ah, no? Why not? Having a wife is the best! You come home every day from a hard day's work [ of commanding other people and shirking paperwork responsibilities... ] and you've got a delicious, hot meal waiting for you! And a beautiful face to stare lovingly at~ What more could anyone want?

[ UNLESS YOU'RE INTO DUDES? Which is just as fine, man. Dudes can cook you things and gaze lovingly at you as well. ]

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Well... yeah but... I'm not exactly in a position to...

[Oh come on, man, he's a fugitive! ~~Also have you seen his face?~~ And why would he be into dudes anyway? MEN ARE GROSS, HUGHES]

Not in the position? Why not? There are plenty of beautiful women here, and in Amestris! It's never too late, Isaac!

[ Pause, pause. Hmm. Not in a position? ]

There are plenty of handsome men as well, if that's more your preference!

[THERE IS NOT ENOUGH KEYSMASHING IN THE WORLD]

What? That's not what I meant!

[OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU AND WHAT DOES HE DO WITH YOU]

...I've been on the run from the military for seven years. I'm not gonna get married, Hughes. I wouldn't want to put someone I love in danger like that.

How noble of you, Isaac!

But you're no longer on the run now, right? [ YOU'RE KIND OF DEAD? You both kind of know this. MIGHT AS WELL MAKE THE BEST OF IT \o/ ]

There's still plenty time to settle down~ Why not start now?

[Nonononono who said this was a good idea!??]

No thanks. I'm really not interested.

[...He's painfully aware of his looks, okay. Not to mention his age... orz]

Why not?

[ Okay, finally moving the Eevee aside and peering into the screen now ]

I'm sure a man like you could get plenty of nice women! You could get a house by the seaside somewhere, and raise cute little Pokemon together~ Wouldn't that be wonderful?

[ Doesn't matter how you answer. He's pretty much decided for you. ]

[SCREAM]

What are you--? Oh come on, knock it off, Hughes!

Well, what do you want to do with your life, hmm? You wouldn't know how wonderful it is to have a wife until you tried. I guarantee it's the best feeling!

I don't...! I just got here!

[INSERT MORE KEYSMASHING HERE]

Well, I know! But you must've thought about this? Didn't you have any dreams of how your future would pan out?

[...The blankstaring here should be telling you all you really need to know.]

No...? I've been focused on stopping Bradley and bringing down the military. I haven't had time to think about what I'd do afterwards.

[You know, assuming he'd live. The fact that he didn't even consider that might say something here. Whoops.]

... My! How dedicated in your work you are!

But you're not in Amestris anymore. You don't need to worry about stuff like that! [ Voice lowers just a little ] I've got good sources telling me that things will end up quite alright!

[ Was that a wink he just gave you? Probably not. Just your imagination.

Back to normal volume now! ]

You're not a soldier anymore, and you're not on the run from anyone. Why not try settling down?

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